Hector Gonzalez
a mean ferocious man who is built to f-ck the living sh-t out of wet p-ssy. he will destroy anything that gets in it’s way even if it’s one of his friends. though he is a muscular man he has a soft heart in which he attracts all the females and falls into a mystical love boat where he gives them the -rg-sm of a life time. he stands in northern california and hibernates in the winter to avoid his p-n-s from shriveling up in the cold, though in the summer his p-n-s falls down from his pants and t-st-cl-s bulging out of his shorts.
hector gonzalez attacks the v-g-n- with his mean c-ck until it bleeds.
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