Hedgecock

the well coiffed and groomed pubic hair of a male. often times cut into a distinct “strap-like” wall surrounding the genitals.
in advance of his big, third date, john extensively groomed his hedgec-ck
odd looking bird of the genus sqwuakus cr-ppus.
has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple p-n-s shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
despite the name it tends to mainly habitate gorse and privet bushes from where the hedgec-ck will suddenly extend it’s unfeasibly long beak and peck furiously at thin air while screeching the mating call of “fantastic” “marvellous”.
“good grief! a lesser spotted hedgec-ck the first sighting around here since uncle wilf was but a whelp!”
odd looking bird of the genus sqwaukus cr-ppus.
has distinctive suede plumeage and a purple p-n-s shaped remarkably like a mini hovercraft.
tends to habitate privet and gorse bushes from where it’s unfeasibly long beak will suddenly extend and furiously peck at thin air while screeching the mating call of “marvellous” “fantastic”.
“excellent a lesser spotted hedgec-ck we’ve not seen one of those around here since my uncle wilf was but a whelp”
-a mind altering substance that causes users m-ssive diarrhea, hallucinations, the condition known as elephant-tis, and an unquenchable thirst for gay s-x.
taking hedgec-ck will seriously mess you up!