heed

pay attention; listen to
“i see the way you go and say you’re right again,
say your right again
heed my lecture”

-lyrics from red jumpsuit apparatus
head (scottish) – also spelled head
”watch yer heed oan that hing”
verb;

to engage in activities solely for the purpose of pleasure and self gratification / to engage in hedonism

adj;

of, pertaining to, or characteristic of hedonism.

origin: derived from hedonism/hedonistic
verb;

alex: “i’m going to this crazy party, do you guys want to come heed with me?”

adj;

“i went to a crazy party last night. it was so heed.”
when you have a big heed. or you are super smart naturally, your heed becomes a neural net processor a learning computer.
“you are a coding machine, your heed is like a computer.”
someone who has grown an extremely large “head”.scottish word.
for f-ck sake cowans heeds grown bigger over the summer
london slang for a joint or spliff. or cannabis generally.
j: yea man, you wana roll another heed?

a: na, im bare lean! allow!
an individual (usually a male from speedway, in) with an ovaloid shaped blockheed partially covered with wispy blond hair that has receded back to show a shiny dome cranium. in the history of man only one person has had the distinction of possessing this size of noggin’. “heed” usually uses a toilet as a “helmet” to protect the garganous cranium
“hey, look at the heed trying to put that hat on… it looks like someone trying to put a condom on a watermelon!! no…. it’s like trying to play putt-putt with a basketball…on top of that.. it’s like putting glitter on a pimple!!”