heef

noun: penile flatulence, i.e., air emitted from the p-n-s through the urethra.

verb: to emit penile flatulence.

synomyms: quofe, c-ckqueef, d-ck fart.

etymology: “he” (male pr-noun) + queef.
after reginald’s catheter was removed, he tried to take a p-ss, but let a bubbly heef at the same time, thereby splattering urine all over the bathroom.
to smoke marijuana in any way shape or form.
let’s go buy a blunt at the gas station and heef some of this tree i just picked up.
the flesh of a h-m-sapian ie.”human beef”.
1 a:what would ya like fer suppa,dweeb?
b:heef!!!!!!!!
2wow,just lookin at yer fat,tender arms makes my mouth water for heef!
frustration attained from the stupidity of others. either from them holding you up or scr-w-ng up something you did properly.

alternative: heefed up. heefing. on the heefs.
“yo. the it department took 3 hours to migrate my email account. i just rebooted and i still can’t send messages. they giving me the heefs over here.”

“man, my girl got me heefed. i had all my stuff laid out like i like it and when i got home from work, she changed it all up.”
a screwd up child named shyla who has no friends and is a prep
ur a heef