heeft
1. a comapny which provides betting and gambling services
2. a type of rake
3. a sweedish surname
4. another name for a child with no father (aka b-st-rd)
5. infamous german b–st–lity adult movie
6. type of extremely hot curry
7. new product by barry scott (cillit bang)
8. trinny and suzannas method of regurgitating food for the purpose of losing weight
1: have you seen that movie, “heeft”
2: that movie is “almost s-xual”, i just want to rub my b-lls into my eye sockets and suck lemon juice
1: f-cking s-xual!
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