Heelist
one who refuses to consume the heel (first and last slices) of a loaf of bread. this is due to the ignorant idea that the heel of the bread is inedible and is bereft of good taste.
jimmy: sally, do we have another loaf of bread?
sally: why?
jimmy: cause i just finished the last loaf.
sally: no you didn’t. there’s the first and last pieces left.
jimmy: oh, i don’t like those.
sally: you heelist!
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