heels to jesus
heels to jesus
one of the nicer ways to to describe the penetration of the v-g-n- via the p-n-s. this phrase is best used around family and any other people who may find the words s-x, f-ck, bang, poke, pork, smash, ram, b-mp nasties, mix your milk with my coco puffs, and intercourse offensive. to be used judiciously among friends, families, and people you have s-x with. there is not a more respectable way of describing the b-mp and grind than saying you’ve gone “heels to jesus.”
“bro, i went heels to jesus with becky last night! i swear i had her speaking in tongues.”
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