Heemos


a person with a serious r-t-rdation. derived from the word “hemma” in norwegian, which means disabled.

used mostly as slang in the city of kongsberg, norway.
andy: d-mn, i suck at this game..

ray: that’s cause you’re a heemos, son!

vido: hah, tard.

nima: wow, the pot calling the kettle black..
when you have just taken the biggest sh-t of your life
“where were you?” dude if you must know i just took the biggest heemo sh-t ever”

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