heffelfinger


the heffelfinger is a well used s-x term. when the male is doing his partner from behind, preferrably doggy style, he will stick his index finger in her r-ct-m. when there is a change of position, preferrably the male going on top, he will put the index finger into his partner’s mouth.
when she asks if that was the finger in her r-ct-m, the male replies, “yes, thats the heffelfinger.”
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v. to destroy in an angry and reckless manner, usually the result of excessive alcohol consumption.
“my buddy polished off a 40 of jack daniels and heffelfingered the dash of my car lastnight, f-ck that guy”

“i heffelfingered my truck around a pole this morning”

“you see that guy rage and heffelfinger that paper towel dispenser in the bathroom? that sh-t was intense!”

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