heffelump
heffelump originates from the word ‘elefant’ crossed with heffer (fat person) this word can be used 2 describe somebody with large b-tt/nose/ears, or is just incredibly ugly
g-d, that gemma is one enormous heffelump
euw! why the h-ll did u just snog that ugly heffelump!
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