Heffub
a huge fat roll between the waist and the genitals, the furthermost protruding point of the body.
most often the roll is dressed/worn below the belt.
fat hair dressers like to rub it against their clients.
the heffub must be peeled back for intimate encounters.
look at elke’s heffub…it’s soo d-mn big that it arrives five minutes before she does.
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