Heflin, Alabama


a rural area in alabama near the ga line, full of hicks and pregnant teenagers. the most exciting time of the year is summer and fall (for football season). you’re not allowed to date outside your race unless you’re a risk taker and is fine with being disowned from your family. most guys dip. and girls are either wh-r-s or good little christian girls (wh-r-s in disguised).
in heflin, alabama, the only exciting thing to do is walking around.

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