heidepriem
touching another man sensually while eating a cream-cheese filled bagel.
so i totally heidepriemed this asian guy at bagel boy yesterday and he choked.
a s-m-n infested cesspool in arkansas.
chode weiner f-cktard failure f-cking idiot
so i was swimming in this heidepriem and i got aids.
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