Heidi Montaging
when you are an awful friend as soon as you get a boyfriend. suddenly he is your only friend after your friends that are girls have decided to ditch your pathetic -ss to the curb.the girl will usually make plans with her friends only to later ditch them to hang out with her boyfriend. eventually he becomes the only person that can be around this pathetic girl . he is her only friend.
christine lost all of her friends after she ditched them one night for a concert and they couldnt deal with her “heidi montaging”
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