heimer
a person exhibiting severe ignorance and inability to comprehend simple ideas. derived from the 90’s insult “dingleheimer”.
“this heimer just came into my computer shop and asked for a cable for his ‘immodium’.”
“my friend just asked if there was a trick to flushing my toilet. what a heimer.”
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