Heinekurine infection
when you have s-x is a car outside a bar in vegas for so long that the p-ssy gets dried up and you already used up all your spit, so you grab the heineken that you walked out of the bar with and pour it on her b-tthole to try and get that last little bit of penetration in before its sealed dry shut, and it works for a second, before you p-ss out in the p-ssenger seat. then you wake up in the morning and p-ss heineken out your inflamed infected p-n-s hole, and its not an std.
i stuck my p-n-s in a girls -n-s yesterday with the help of some skunky beer and now i have a heinekurine infection. its stinks.
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