heinous anus


a crazy -n-s.
that is one out of control -n-s. in fact, i’ll go so far as to say it’s a heinous -n-s
when someone has h-llacious gas!
jake gave jamie a dutch oven, and she screamed, “oh my god!! you have heinous -n-s!!!”
the sensation that one’s sphincter is actually aflame, usually occurring after eating bad tex-mex, taking a really nasty sh-t, or pulling the steve-o bottle rocket stunt from jack-ss number two…
guy1: dude, why did i have to go to chipotle on my lunch break? now i’ve got to sit through this board meeting with my heinous -n-s! my -sshole must look like a cigarette burn on the sunday morning comics!
one out of control -n-s.
man, that -n-s is wacked out. i’d so far as to say it’s a heinous -n-s.
extra thick p–p ring, can be heard when person clenches their -ss
eww! somebody has a heinous -n-s! adonis is that you!?
noun- the number one greatest punk band on the planet, started in november of 2004 by the great sam stark (look up definition), and formed in the attic of doug mitch-ll(look up definition)’s home in gilsum, nh. sam stark plays the mean lead guitar, doug mitch-ll on the b-ss, greg brown on the sick -ss drums, and sam wyman just f-cks around. they are an amazing band with many fans around the monadnock region in new hampshire. there debut show will be on april 20th 2005, at the monadnock high school talent show. be there, motherf-ckers.
“wow, i am in the mood for some incredible music, lets go to gilsum and hear heinous -n-s rock out with there c-cks out. yknow, they are so good, i just want to sh-g all of them”, the really hot chick said.

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