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• Heismanned

  to get denied in the most firm and unequivocal way. this definition arises from the look of the college football trophy with the player holding his hand out as if denying someone. sh-t! all of my college choices heismanned me! now i’ll have to work in glory hole alley with nathan!

• heitmania

  to be obsessed with p-n-s i woke up this morning and had the biggest case of heitmania. i was like ” c-ck, ? c-ck?… c-ck on my face now! did someone say j-zz

• helluvalotta

  a term for measuring crowd density. “how many people were in line for the iphone 4?” – steve “a h-lluvalotta!” – me

• helping herself to a snack

  the natural phenomenon occurs when a female f-ll-t-s a sleeping or unconscious male, often results in sleep disruption for the receiver. after turbo-dave p-ssed out on the couch, he awoke to see janet helping herself to a snack. here’s the play by play turbo dave: “zzzzzzzzzzz” janet: “mmmmm slurp slurp” td: “zzz..whaaaa?” j: “slurp slurp […]

• Helwa

  this is the female word for cute in maltese. helu is the male verson. dayumn. int helwa!

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