Heinz Maneuver
the act of f-cking your partner (male/female) in the doggy style position while violently smacking her -ss (as one would a ketchup bottle) causing their nose to smash into the headboard, resulting with blood (ketchup) to be released from your partners nose. repeat smacking motion until desired amount of ketchup(blood) is released.
moe wouldn’t shut up so i put him in the heinz maneuver.
katarina didn’t go to the store to buy ketchup so later that night i put some french fries under her pillow and performed the heinz maneuver to remind her who’s boss and what her responsibilities are.
the best way to shut a b-tch up is to put her in the heinz maneuver!!
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