Heisenbro Uncertainty Principle
combination of “heisenberg uncertainty principle” and “bro.” a bro cannot be both a bro and a boyfriend/husband at the same time. if he’s with other bros, he acts one way: usually vulgar and rude. if he’s with his girlfriend/wife, he acts another way: sweet and charming. he can never act exactly like a bro if he is with both bros and his girlfriend or wife.
one often observes the heisenbro uncertainty principle at weddings.
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