heisenlift



a variant of the heisenberg principle which applies in the gym. if you can lift a weight perfectly as long as no camera is recording, but fail as soon as someone tries to record it.
dude, i benched 225 this morning, but when we tried to record it, i failed.

bro, you experienced a heisenlift.

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