Heisey


to selfishly h–rd the hookah hose when smoking a hookah with several people.

to keep the hookah hose for an unacceptable amount of time before p-ssing it.
stop heiseyin’ that sh-t and p-ss the f-cking hookah hose!
having ones nuts in a vice. when ones girlfriend will not allow guy to particpate in guy activities, namely drinking and more drinking because she is not involved.
man, my girlfriend totally heiseyed me last night…
to attempt to hug a member of the same gender and fall down in the process, often as a result of m-ss consumption of alcoholic beverages and/or being egged on by persons of the opposite gender
“i am severely bruised from heiseying katie on the dance floor.”

“guuuuuuurl, you heiseyed flat on yo face last night!”

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