Helen Keller Defense
when one plays ignorant to a situation or accusation of their doing, the accused uses one or more of the following excuses:
1: i didn’t say that
2: i didn’t hear that
3: i didn’t see that
“man, that f-cker burned me and didn’t answer my calls, texts, or emails. he was using the helen keller defense.”
“honey, the lights were off, i swear it was you!! i’m pleading the helen keller defense.”
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