Helicopter Dick

a s-xual display wherein a male gyrates his pelvis so that his flaccid p-n-s whirls in a radial manner like the blades of a helicopter. such a display is often used to impress a female or females before a s-xual act.
jane was uncertain as to whether she would allow john to perform the act of v-g-n-l penetration until he used his helicopter d-ck maneuver, then she readily succ-mbed.
a trick where one spins their p-n-s around in circles reminiscent to the spinning of helicopter blades. often used on a first date to impress a girl.

i think there was a lonely island song or something, but this maneuver has been around for hundreds of years and is an integral part of many cultures.

this maneuver can be performed in unfamiliar situations to make new friends.
i would normally not put out on the first date… but his helicopter d-ck… i had no choice.
the act of spinning one’s d-ck in a circular motion to imitate the rotating blades of a helicopter.
fellas.. get ready.. to impress a chick, helicopter d-ck go, helicopter d-ck go
the act of thrusting your pelvis so that your p-n-s moves in a circular motion.

the #1 way to impress a chick.

used in the lonely islands song, “3-way (golden rule)”.
to impress a chick…helicopter d-ck!
created in 1879 by winston wellington, the act of helicoptering the d-ck involves the circular spinning motion of the p-n-s.

works for all p-n-s sizes and if performed correctly makes the p-n-s appear an inch or two larger than usually is.

it is a quick and easy way to impress a lady, or ladies. law enforcement officers and land-lords are impervious to the act and it is not advised to use it in situations involving either or both.
“she was not impressed by my choad, so i performed the helicopter d-ck and she was all over me.”
the hilarity that ensues when a femme tries on her masculine-identified significant other’s strap-on, and ends up just swinging it around randomly, yet in centrifugal motions, similar to a helicopter.
i spent 3 hours in the bathroom wearing a strap-on for the first time ever playing helicopterd-ck.
a dance invented by adam morehouse, aka “novawar” from the popular youtube channel lifesaglitchtv. usually preformed sitting in a desk chair, and always preformed to dubstep, most commonly the song “bangarang” by skrillex, it involves pumping your fists up into the air, as well as backstroking repeatedly. the dance is a reference to a time lagtv went to a dubstep club and witness a man pull out his p-n-s and proceed to flail it around to the beat of the dubstep. according to adam, the dance can solve all of your relationship problems.
adam preformed the helicopter d-ck for his stream.