Helicunter


1. a v-g-n- rotational movement similar to helic-ckter, but in female version.

it is usually used as counter attack to helic-ckter.

when the p-n-s rotates inside the v-g-n- clockwise, the female counter attacks it by rotating the v-g-n- anti-clockwise, and vice versa, so the p-n-s will twist and bend to one side and lose its proper functional at the moment. -but in some cases, overly thrust and followed by quick sudden rotational may cause its dysfunctional permanently.

in worst cases, it may cause a broken bone and/or inability of the males to effect s-xual reproduction.

2. a circle-swinging v-g-n- movement that most women do after shower, usually intended to dry the external and internal area from water to avoid v-g-n-l wet mount (v-g-n-l smear).
example 1:

“how was your night, john?”

“sh-t, man, she attacked me back.” (john limps to the refrigerator to get some ice cubes)

example 2:

“i want to marry and have some kids from you, baby.”

“no way.” (helic-nter engages)

-crack-

example 3:

“jenny, are you sure he has condoms for tonight? he doesn’t even have a bright future!”

“who need condoms when we have helic-nter?”

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