Helipad
similar to landing strip: a rectangular patch of pubic hair above the genitals. if the patch is particularly wide and ends up being more square (or it grows in), it becomes a helipad.
“i shaved my p-ssy and tried to make a landing strip, but i don’t think i shaved enough- it looks more like a helipad.
a “helipad” is when one feels an allmighty cr-p coming and places a rolled up peice of toilet paper in the water to act as a floatation device prior to releasing the “demon within” to eliminate the effects of “splashback”
after a big night on taco bill’s “owwww i dont feel so good…..im going to have to lay a helipad for this bad boy”
it’s the layer of toilet paper you place to cover your sh-t when the toilet doesn’t flush. it’s a kind-hearted gesture to save the person who next goes into that cubicle the indignity of seeing your motherload.
wesley: whoa!!! i feel sorry for whoever goes in to that bathroom… the toilet wasn’t flushing.
kirsty: oh man… did you at least leave them a helipad?
when a head is bigger than a four head and a five head
yo i had this girlfriend one time whos head was huge the b-tch had a helipad on her head
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