helium-ankle-itis


an infectious disease that infects a females ankles causing them to float easily above her head.
this mainly occurs while the female is on her back and for some unexplained reason s-xual intercourse occurs at the time of infection also.
jim’s wife caught {helium-ankle-itis} and he walked in on her with the next door neighbors gardener doing the “wild thing” in his own bed.

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