Hell-frontal Cortex
part of the brain that stores all memories of a strict, religious childhood. the phrase “your going straight to h-ll”, echo’s through your mind when engaging in certain activities (i.e, laughing at dirty jokes, engaging in s-x acts with someone or alone, cursing, reading definitions in the urban dictionary, etc) the fear of h-ll, fire and d-mnation is alerted in your memory, but usually not strong enough to prevent “sinful” activities. there is no way to successfully remove the h-ll-frontal cortex. there is a theory that one can commit an act so horrific that a lightening bolt from the sky will strike. there are no survivors to verify this theory.
“every time i get a tattoo, my h-ll-frontal cortex tells my brain that i am going straight to h-ll. then i think, f-ck it, and have s-x with the tattoo artist. yolo!”
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