Hell


a yellow bus carries me there every morning monday through friday.
oh, no, here comes that bright yellow bus to take us to h-ll!!!!!!

h-ll, michigan.
a place where you get poked with pitchforks by red men with horns and goatlegs and listen to the village people sing for the rest of eternity.
satan: welcome to h-ll, sinner! -pokes victim-
-man screams-
out of nowhere: in the navy…
a computer equipped with windows 95 and missing the ctrl+alt+delete keys.
“noooo!!! the blue screen of death!! ctrl alt delete!! ctrl alt delete!! d-mn!! the b-ttons are gone!!! noooooo! 7|-|15 15 |\|07 l337!!!1”
the thing you never mention at a funeral
priest. er, yes she wasnt a christian i suppose, but she tried her best, i mean who believes in all that stuff anyway.
oh cr-p im dead.
a town in norway.
i got a greeting card from a friend. it said, “greetings from h-ll, wish you were here!”
the place were all the lawyers and country music stars go
were all going to h-ll and m driving the bus
often h-ll the abode of condemned souls and devils in some religions; the place of eternal punishment for the wicked after death, presided over by satan.
a state of separation from g-d; exclusion from g-d’s presence.
the abode of the dead, identified with the hebrew sheol and the greek hades; the underworld.

a situation or place of evil, misery, discord, or destruction: “war is h-ll” (william tec-mseh sherman).
torment; anguish: went through h-ll on the job.

the powers of darkness and evil.
informal. one that causes trouble, agony, or annoyance: the boss is h-ll when a job is poorly done.
a sharp scolding: gave the student h-ll for cheating.
informal. excitement, mischievousness, or high spirits: we did it for the sheer h-ll of it.

a tailor’s receptacle for discarded material.
printing. a h-llbox.
informal. used as an intensive: how the h-ll can i go? you did one h-ll of a job.
archaic. a gambling house.

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