hella homo


just the opposite of “no h-m-” yet has the same meaning. it’s a very complicated phrase. some people might think you actually mean what you said to be gay, when in actuality, you were just using a hilarious spin-off of no h-m- so you have to be careful who you use it around or you risk looking gay.

you see, if you sarcastically exclaim that you meant what you said in a h-m-s-xual way, most intelligent people will understand you’re being sarcastic and proceed to laugh because they know you aren’t actually gay.
friend 1: “you know i’ll always have your back.”
friend 2: -cracks a smile, realizing this was a pause moment-
friend 1: “h-lla h-m-!”

friend 1 & 2 continue laughing at the perceivably gay thing friend 1 said, however, he meant not for it to be gay, however, making it gay made it funnier, however, he is not gay.

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