Hellafornia


another name for the state of california. also called h-llafornia because residents overuse the slang term ‘h-lla’ which can mean ‘really’ or ‘a lot’.
i was telling my friend that i was about to move to california the other day and he didn’t understand. i said, “you don’t know where california is? that’s h-lla whack!” he then proceeded to say, “oh, you mean h-llafornia? that’s sick!”

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