hellatosis
(h-lla’toe`sis) v. breath so bad it must be from h-ll. beyond halitosis.
example 1
jay: hey dave, did you smell rick’s breath yesterday? it was so bad it could have literally melted the paint off a ’65 mustang… from the present day.
dave: dang! that sounds like he must’ve had some bad h-llatosis.
jay: sounds? you mean smells.
dave: what? you mean that’s not a pile of dead bodies of rotting in the hot sun somewhere?
jay: if somewhere is in rick’s mouth… then yeah.
example 2
robert loves smoking cloves and doesn’t care if it smells like a smoldering p-ss soaked carpet being blown out a b-tt-hole to other people. he’s completely unaware of his h-llatosis that can bring a man to his knees, double over and up-chuck his lunch until next tuesday.
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