hellen keller
a h-llen keller is when some girl is giving you head and you pull out of her mouth and nut in her eye. then when shes blinded by the skeet you shot in her eye you punch her in the ear so she cant hear.
my b-tch was getting out of control so i gave her a h-llen keller, the doctor says she’ll never be able to see or hear again.
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