Heller’s Law


1.h-ller’s law states that anything said or done by anyone at any time can reasonably be responded to with a jerkoff motion.

2. responding with the phrase “h-ller’s law” signifies disinterest or disgust in the preceding comment as a verbal placeholder for a jerkoff motion.
did you hear they are opening a new brewery on oak? -respond with jerkoff motion- or “h-ller’s law”

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