hello, happy monday


“h-llo, happy monday”-

an attempt to change the topic from accusing your boyfriend of unwittingly claiming to be gay when in reality he was simply trying to respond, cleverly, in the regional lingo of your native country.
m- “g’day, banana bender!”
f- “are you coming out?”
m- “what? no, it means ‘someone from queensland'”
f- “it means ‘gay guy'”
m- “…”
f- “let’s try this again: ‘h-llo, happy monday!'”

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