hello pete
when a person farts real loud he then blames a person named pete to cause confusion so he does not get the blame.
wes leaned back and let out a explosive wet half sh-t and half gas fart then he yells ” h-llo pete”. alfred is confused and looks around for pete and forgets about the smell and the sound
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