Hellozium


greeting used when a simple h-llo is insufficient, boring or otherwise played out. originated on the black dahlia murder’s dvd ent-tled majesty.
when greeting a close friend, hit them with a h-llozium to show that you are really going the extra mile to make sure they know that you are glad to see them.

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