Helltro


the washington metropolitan area transit authority (metro) was created by an interstate compact in 1967 to plan, develop, build, finance, and operate a regional transportation system in the national capital area. it is the ultimate government fubar. because each ride on metro rail is h-ll, especially in the summer when the ac breaks down it’s now called h-lltro.
text to boss: sorry for being late to work, h-lltro red line broke down again.

boss reply: no problem i’m still stuck at h-lltro center. not in yet.

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