helmdipping
much like teabagging. except you poke the end of your p-n-s around on a sleeping person’s face.
josh: ‘dude wtf is that on my face?!’
dude: ‘nothin, just helmdipping’
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while driving, the distance from an intersection with a light signal where you decide that regardless of what color the light is, you’re not going to stop for that light. the intersection horizon varies directly with both the speed or size of the vehicle. doesn’t matter now. we’ve just p-ssed the intersection horizon.
- Intenio
the act of giving yourself oral s-x whilst receiving -n-l s-x, ideally done with your legs over your head. guy; “me and rodyl had found fun doing some intenio last night.”
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- motherfucking breadcrumbs
a comic popularized by tumblr depicting a duck getting f-cking stoked when an old lady at the park throws it breadcrumbs old lady: -throws breadcrumbs- bird: old lady: bird: aw yiss bird: motherf-cking breadcrumbs
- platinum sombrero
striking out five times in one baseball game. arod might be taking a platinum sombrero tonight, he’s got four ks and it’s only the seventh inning.