helmersen


helmersen is a norwegian surname. not much of the “honourable heritage” therefore, if you tell anyone your surname is helmersen, people won’t raise their eyebrows. totally non-extraordinary.
golddigger: hi, what’s your name?
marius helmersen, and you?
golddigger: -fakes a stomach ache and leaves the room-

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