helmetosis


1. bad breath caused by over indulgence in the act of f-ll-t–.

2. the stench of c-ck on a sl-ts breath.
julie was up all night going down on the entire soccer team. she woke up in the morning with a chronic case of helmetosis
a disease when a person has high temperature, and he also has a craving to wear a helmet everywhere
i have helmetosis, that’s why i’m wearing a helmet right now.

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