helms

being a lame college kid who everyone picks on and normally has a hot sibling that his friends want to bang
max: “i was makin out with this babe last night, and it turned out to be that tommy kid’s sister” austin: “yea that kid is pretty lame though” max: “oh so he’s a helm then? ” austin: “i wouldn’t disagree”
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most awesome name ever, much better than henwood or bender
you’re such a helms! awesome
the act of copying someone or something with slight differences but still very recognizable to the original
dude you stole that from me. don’t be such a helms.
1. someone who shreds guitar, playing mostly 80’s metal riffs.
also, a ‘helm’ can be a person that acts years younger than their actual age, often gaining satisfaction from pranking people.
1. did you see that guy shredding on that flying v in guitar center? he was such a helm!

2. dammit! someone soaped the falls again. it was probably helm.
helm is short for helmet, which is the purple head on a males reproductive organ which is similar to a medival helmet of yore
a) do not be a helm sir, give me back my lunch money.
b) his helm smells of chedder
c) and i slapped her face with my helm, like so
(colloquial noun – abbreviated from “helmet”) : a begrudged friend who is tolerated, of disreputable or unreliable character.
“we was out on the tiles last night, he really did my head in last night, he’s my bro n all, but he was c-ck blocking me all night – acting like such a helms.”

“alright helms?! how’s it going”

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short for “helmet” helm is another word used for the head of the male p-n-s. the helm if covered in foreskin, can cause smeg and n-b cheese to form in sometimes copius amounts. if unsheethed the helm normally remains clean and can sometimes be pleasant to the touch.
“errrgh tom your lemon helm is covered in cheese”
“mmmm mr buntrock your unsheethed helm tastes great”
adjective meaning to have s-xual intercourse. derived from helm-et (another vulgarism for the p-n-s), helm, i.e. the act of using one’s helm-et or helm-ing, and the idiom to be at the helm – a position of leadership or control taken from nautical terms for the steering wheel of a vessel (from old english helma, from proto-germanic khelman = “handle”) particularly attributable to s-xual intercourse “doggy style”
“did you helm her last night?”
“what did you do last night?, i was at the helm”