help, i’ve fallen, and i can’t get up
a catchphrase from some old 80’s tv commercial for lifealert, a device geared toward the elderly that supposedly was supposed to save them if they became stranded. usually an old woman says it
old hag -“help, i’ve fallen, and i can’t get up!”
mustachioed dispatcher- “we’re sending help right away!”
tv shows ambulance racing down street
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