help me to help you
a totally threadbare request/remonstration designed to merely extort excessive/unwarranted effort/labor from someone, but without said outlay’s truly creating any significant improvement in the person’s life or in his overall physical/mental/emotional/legal/financial/social status.
probation officer: now, son, you know how much i care about you, and i have your best interests at heart. i need for you to prove to me and my supervisors that you are indeed a responsible-minded young man, though, so i want you to volunteer to work 20 hours a week at the local cattle-farm… it’ll allow me to better convince the authorities to “wipe the slate clean” and restore your driving privileges.
teenager, scowling disgustedly: yeah, right — you actually expect me to go and bust my -ss in the hot sun shovellin’ manure and diggin’ fence-post holes for four hours a day, and not get a dime for my efforts?!??? sound to me like a cl-ssic “help me to help you” stunt just to get some free labor out of me — no thanks!
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