Helpfuk
when the act of seeking -ssistance, or attempting to be helpful, actually worsens the problem.
thomas midgley, jr. invented leaded petrol to stop knocking as well as the first cfc’s to stop refrigerators from killing people. these were both real helpf-ks.
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tries to help but just f-cks it up.
johnny tried to be helpful to his father by giving him a hammer when he was working. johnny was actually helpf-k when he dropped it on his toe.”
the charitable consent to having s-x with a less fortunate/ugly/awkward member of the opposite s-x. usually done at the request of the helpf-kee’s friends.
tom walks into a shady bar with his ugly friend bobby. after a few drinks, tom walks up to the drunkest, sl-ttiest girl in the bar. he explains that his friend bobby is extremely awkward with women and hasn’t been laid in months. he then asks the girl if she could his friend bobby a huge favor and agree to a helpf-k. a few minutes later, the girl takes bobby home and has s-x with him.
adv. providing help during the time of f-cking.
susan thanked john for being so helpf-k last night by shifting to give her better leverage.
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