Helping the Hairless Hound Steal the Nuts from the Withered Old Man by the Stinkho
the longest ever metaphor for masturbation.
as seen in the upcoming film, the dark show
rob: why is there vaseline in your glove box?
roy: i use it at stop lights.
rob: use it for what?
roy: i got a spare couple of minutes, might as well spend it by helping the hairless hound steal the nuts from the withered old man by the stinkhole.
rob: is that supposed to mean jerking off.
roy: if you want to be crude about it, then yes, you f-cking c-nt.
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