Helsinki hell hole
when performing oral s-x on a woman, c-nn-l-ng-s, one inserts a few “cinnamon altoids” into the recipiants vigina in a fashion similar to that of inserting quarters into a vending machine. this action increases the intensity of the experience, leaving the tongue and v-g-n- with a strong flaming sensation.
does anybody have 50 cents i can have for some cinnamon altoids? tonight i have a date with felicia, and i would like to give her the helsinki h-ll hole.
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