helsinki slammer


(from what i remember)

the act of receiving a rusty trombone and then transitioning into a white dragon, following that up with a strawberry shortcake, finishing off by power slamming the girl through a table.
i showed her how much i cared on our anniversary when i gave her the helsinki slammer.

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