hemenway


verb: to amble about aimlessly, ignoring those around you.

noun: one who magnificently combines narcissism, cluelessness, and a knack for falling upward; a powerpoint destroying mush; an overpaid photographer/retreat leader in the guise of a leader.

worker (walking down hallway): good morning, boss. how are you?

boss: (stares blankly at worker and walks past him silently)

worker: d-mn, i just got hemenway’d!

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