Hemingway

a synonym for drunk
larry: “that’s my fourth slalom lager tonight. i’m getting pretty hemingway here.“
steve: “hemingway enough to get with that tri delt over there?”
larry: “h-ll no man!”
steve: “well how about that horse standing next to the tri delt?”
larry: “yeah, i’ll do that. i’m pretty hemingway.”
verb. writing a paper under the influence of alcohol, like noted author, ernest hemingway.
it’s due tomorrow. i totally have to hemingway that term paper tonight.
the act of writing, particularly a lengthy blog, article or essay, while consuming moderate to large quant-ties of alcohol during the process. can be done to help stimulate creativity but most of the time the person is just a borderline alchoholic.
term can also be interchanged with other popular writers with an affinity for booze. i.e.; to “capote”, to “faulkner”, to “kerouack”, to “fitzgerald”
student a: “don’t you still have to finish that paper for cl-ss tomorrow?”
student b: “yeah, dude. but i got a six-pack of beer and i’m going to hemingway that sh-t later tonight.”
located on the university of pittsburgh campus, hemingway’s is by far the best bar in the pittsburgh area. features include kick -ss bartender lynn and half priced food 9-11.
we got out of cl-ss at 3:00, so we thought of no better way to enjoy the evening than by heading across the street to hemingway’s.
when one is jacking off and hits himself in the head with his own load. term so coined because hemingway also shot himself in the head with his own beloved rifle.
i was rubbing one out and i totally pulled a hemingway right in my eye.
verb, to blow one’s brains out with a shotgun. usually used in reference to suicide, but can be used to denote homicide as well. named after american author ernest hemingway who died by hemingway.
john: did you hear? kurt cobain died!!
jane: yeah, i heard he hemingwayed himself!

john: i hate this office job! i might have to hemingway everybody in here!
a famous 1930s author whose works include the sun also rises, for whom the bell tolls, and a farewell to arms. critically loved for his simple, to-the-point style.

in reality, a fat lout who liked his women and booze a little too much. one day, realizing just how mediocre and utterly worthless his writing was, he decided to do something good; off himself so that people don’t waste the little effort needed to try reading his shallow cr-p. unfortunately, his plan backfired, and schoolchildren across america now have to endure his mediocrity while listening to bullsh-t about how he was a great revolutionary writer and adventurer.
stop saying hemingway was good; he was just a random lard-ss closeted romantic!